As American troops face renewed danger in the Middle East, with Iran striking U.S. positions across the region, President Donald Trump is busy contemplating something rather more personal: renaming the Strait of Hormuz the “Trump Strait.”
Seth Ferris
Figures Don’t Lie, but Liars Figure
It is hard to say how many have died or been wounded, both US and allied troops, in the latest standoff with Iran. Nonetheless, Trump tries to justify his actions, or failures in relative terms, by claiming only 18 were killed in action so far in the Iranian military conflict over a period of four months. The American public is supposed to consider that as a success when compared with Afghanistan, 2,000, dead; Iraq, 5,000; Vietnam and Korea, 58,000 and 36,000, respectively.
Washington can announce that it has established control, or near-control, but tankers, shipping data, and the continuing disruption tell a rather less triumphant story
No mention is made, however, in exact terms, of the body count for those local troops and civilians, so-called allies in Jordan and the Gulf States, as I guess US lives matter the most.
It is difficult to know the full human cost of the latest confrontation with Iran. What is not difficult to know is how quickly the numbers can be arranged to tell a politically convenient story.
Eighteen is certainly fewer than thousands. But fewer dead Americans does not necessarily mean fewer dead people.
The American tally is relatively easy to count and politically impossible to ignore. But what about the soldiers and civilians in the countries that have become America’s forward operating bases? Iran has retaliated against U.S. positions in Jordan, Bahrain, Kuwait, and Iraq. The people living around those bases did not choose to become participants in America’s confrontation with Tehran, yet they inhabit the geography in which Washington’s war is being fought.
And then there are the Iranian casualties. Recent U.S. strikes have produced civilian deaths as well as military casualties; Iran has reported dozens killed and wounded in the latest attacks, including casualties from a strike on a wedding. Those deaths do not appear in Trump’s comparison of Afghanistan, Iraq, Korea, and Vietnam because they are not American deaths.
This is where the old saying acquires meaning: Figures Don’t Lie, but Liars Figure!
It is sad to only focus only on American deaths while the war produces far higher tolls elsewhere, which is the result of selective framing. Whether this constitutes a “quagmire,” a measured success relative to past wars, or something in between remains a matter of contested political and strategic judgment rather than settled fact.
Independent verification of full regional and Iranian casualty figures continues to lag behind the (supposedly) more transparent U.S. military death counts (tongue in cheek) body count.
It is a fact, as you can’t make this stuff up,
President Donald Trump did publicly float renaming the Strait of Hormuz the “Trump Strait.” On September 2, 2026, he posted on Truth Social:
Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be “hotter” than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP.
The White House amplified it with a map posted on social media. Hours later, when asked in the Oval Office whether he was serious, Trump said the idea was “just thrown out there.” It is worth noting that the map has since disappeared from social media; it takes little imagination to understand why!
This fits a pattern in his second term of pushing symbolic geographic renamings (Gulf of Mexico as “Gulf of America,” Lake Ontario as “Lake America”). The suggestion came amid renewed fighting around the critical oil chokepoint, with Trump asserting U.S. control while Iran contests it and shipping remains heavily disrupted.
Wider conflict and casualty claims
There is an active U.S.-Iran confrontation (often called Operation Epic Fury in U.S. military terms) that began in late February 2026 with U.S.-Israeli strikes. It has involved tit-for-tat attacks, with U.S. strikes on Iranian military and civilian infrastructure, followed by inevitable Iranian retaliation across the region (including bases in Jordan and elsewhere), and the resulting disruption of the Strait of Hormuz.
Figures don’t lie. But politicians have always known how to make figures lie for them.
Eighteen Americans killed sounds remarkably reassuring—provided you count only the Americans killed, ignore the hundreds wounded, the allied and civilian casualties, the thousands reportedly killed in Iran, and the human wreckage that never makes it neatly into a Pentagon spreadsheet. Broken families, exhausted troops, demoralization, and the psychological costs of prolonged deployments don’t fit comfortably into a presidential victory speech.
Mission Accomplished
Trump’s preferred arithmetic is therefore wonderfully simple: count the American dead, declare victory, and leave the rest of the bill to someone else.
The same sleight of hand applies to the Strait of Hormuz. Washington can announce that it has established control, or near-control, but tankers, shipping data, and the continuing disruption tell a rather less triumphant story. And if four months of bombing have supposedly prevented a nuclear Iran, one might reasonably ask the obvious question: prevented it for how long—and at what cost?
Meanwhile, Americans who couldn’t find Hormuz, Iran, or half the Middle East on a map are discovering that geography has a nasty habit of arriving in the form of a fuel bill. Higher energy prices feed inflation; inflation eats wages; wages fail to keep pace; and ordinary people borrow more simply to maintain an ordinary existence. Somewhere between the Pentagon briefing room and the supermarket checkout, the grand strategy becomes considerably less grand.
That is how wars become quagmires—not necessarily because an army is defeated, but because there is no convincing way to win, no obvious way to leave, and an ever-growing bill that somebody has to pay.
Vietnam taught that lesson. Afghanistan taught it again. Iraq added its own chapter.
None of which the Washington elites seem to have learned.
Now Washington appears determined to conduct another experiment in the same political laboratory, apparently hoping that changing the name of the operation changes the mathematics.
Call it Operation Epic Fury if you like. History may give it another name: The Trump Quagmire.
And the most revealing figure may not be the number of Americans killed at all. It may be the number of people who still believe that counting only those bodies somehow proves the war is going well.
We will know at the midterm US elections, and let’s see who gets to count the votes, and if an election will even be held!
There is an especially perverse irony here. The administration can point to 18 dead Americans as evidence that the war is comparatively “low cost,” while tens of thousands of American troops remain deployed throughout the region, numerous bases have been wrecked, and the Pentagon has extended some Middle East deployments into 2027.
Perhaps the better question is not “How many Americans have died?” but “How many people has this war cost—and who gets counted?”
Seth Ferris, investigative journalist and political scientist, expert on Middle Eastern affairs
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